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The Rogue Nation of Lahvatra

“Blades for the blademaster, bones for the bone keeper”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Lahvatra

Population1.505 billion

CapitalZionia
LeaderCain Mikotono
FaithShintō

CurrencyLahvatra Septim
AnimalManticore

The Rogue Nation of Lahvatra is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Cain Mikotono with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.505 billion Lahvatrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zionia. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lahvatran economy, worth 111 trillion Lahvatra Septims a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,166 Lahvatra Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, pet rocks are sold by the pound, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lahvatra's national animal is the Manticore, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shintō.

Lahvatra is ranked 35,305th in the world and 846th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 195.84 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,251stMost Authoritarian: 14,293rdTop
10%
Most Influential: 16,022ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,891stMost Patriotic: 18,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,371stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,638thMost Cultured: 22,404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,942ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,158th
Top
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 324th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 421st in the regionMost Influential: 425th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 448th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 456th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 471st in the regionMost Cultured: 529th in the regionMost Patriotic: 541st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 603rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 618th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 651st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 674th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 678th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lahvatra, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Lahvatra, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
  • : Following new legislation in Lahvatra, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Lahvatra, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Lahvatra, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Lahvatra was endorsed by The Socialist Democracy of ECC Norway.
  • : Lahvatra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Lahvatra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Influential, Most Patriotic, and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Lahvatra, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in Lahvatra, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.

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