Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Thaecia
Population | 10.865 billion |
Capital | ytiC latipaC |
Leader | LeaderMan |
Faith | DcMonalds |
Currency | Rupee |
Animal | CreckBird |
The EltiterP of Creckelenney is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by LeaderMan with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 10.865 billion Creckelenneyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ytiC latipaC. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.
The all-consuming Creckelenneyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,784 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creckelenney's national animal is the CreckBird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is DcMonalds.
Creckelenney is ranked 288,757th in the world and 220th in Thaecia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -20.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Creckelenney was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
- : Creckelenney was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Creckelenney was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Creckelenney was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Creckelenney's influence in Thaecia rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
- : Creckelenney altered its national flag.
- : Creckelenney relocated from Lazarus to Thaecia.
- : Creckelenney was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Creckelenney ceased to exist in Thaecia.
- : Creckelenney succeeded Creckbird 1 as Governor of Crecknest.