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The NekcihCcM of Creckelenney

“What is Does?” The California Coroner

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Thaecia

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Creckelenney

Population3.087 billion

CapitalMichigan
LeaderThe California Coroner
FaithMcDonalds

CurrencyRupee
AnimalBanana

The NekcihCcM of Creckelenney is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The California Coroner with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 3.087 billion Creckelenneyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michigan. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Creckelenneyian economy, worth 280 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 90,750 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Michigan Natural History Museum, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creckelenney's national animal is the Banana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is McDonalds.

Creckelenney is ranked 192,847th in the world and 244th in Thaecia for Nudest, with 45.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,334thMost Influential: 5,787thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,991stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,245thBest Weather: 6,450thMost Inclusive: 6,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,555thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,338thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,377thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,232ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,070thMost Pacifist: 9,857thSafest: 10,281stMost Cultured: 10,341stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,384thHealthiest Citizens: 10,524thLowest Crime Rates: 10,563rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,349thNicest Citizens: 11,490thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,900thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,505thLargest Governments: 15,071stHighest Poor Incomes: 19,832ndSmartest Citizens: 21,518th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Creckelenney, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Creckelenney, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Michigan Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Creckelenney, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Creckelenney changed its national nation type to "NekcihCcM".
  • : Following new legislation in Creckelenney, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Creckelenney lodged a message on the Thaecia Regional Message Board.
  • : Creckelenney was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Creckelenney, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Creckelenney, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Creckelenney, farmers trade ploughshares for swords when military sortition puts them in charge of regiments.

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