The Lost City of Cremorrah is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.243 billion Cremorrahians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Cremorrahian economy, worth 469 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 41,784 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,302 per year while the poor average 2,619, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cremorrah's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Cremorrah is ranked 268,748^th in the world and 6,289^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.