The State of Crown Royal Home is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.363 billion Crown Royal Homeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Crown Royal Homean economy, worth 950 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,171 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,401 per year while the poor average 18,271, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crown Royal Home's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crown Royal Home is ranked 31,918^th in the world and 2^nd in Saxony for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 61,009.69 Standard Monetary Units.