The Empire of Crownchester is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.563 billion Crownchesterians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.

The strong Crownchesterian economy, worth 775 trillion Sovereigns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,173 Sovereigns, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, surveillance cameras are banned, and the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crownchester's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Crownchester is ranked 135,278^th in the world and 1^st in LKE for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.24 law-abiding acts per hour.