The Community of Cryptomnesia is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.324 billion Cryptomnesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Cryptomnesian economy, worth 88.7 trillion catnips a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 38,172 catnips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,027 per year while the poor average 2,392, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, students do more community service than homework, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, and Cryptomnesia has designated Cryptomnesia City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cryptomnesia's national animal is the black cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cryptomnesia is ranked 289,696^th in the world and 575^th in Prison for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.