The Republic of Cupcake Sygiana is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 15.058 billion Cupcake Sygianans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The Cupcake Sygianan economy, worth 677 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,963 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cupcake Sygiana's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cupcake Sygiana is ranked 227,845^th in the world and 4,181^st in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.