The Allied States of Cute Eevee is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.641 billion Cute Eeveeses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eevee City. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The sizeable but inefficient Cute Eeveean economy, worth 80.7 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,163 Eevee Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Autocrats are persona non grata, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, third world countries are rich in "I Love Eevee City" t-shirts, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cute Eevee's national animal is the Eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cute Eevee is ranked 141,746^th in the world and 10^th in Eevee for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,459.32 Standard Monetary Units.