The Sublime Republic of Czimonia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Czimo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.395 billion Czimons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tvangsta. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czimonian economy, worth 530 trillion Czimonian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,307 Czimonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, Czimonia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czimonia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Czimonia is ranked 188,716^th in the world and 1^st in Czimonia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.