The Bored Skellingtons of D094 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Cheese with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.546 billion Cheeseheads are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheese Wheel. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cheesy economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion Banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,024 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D094's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Our Savior Cheesus.

D094 is ranked 218,722^nd in the world and 17^th in Windows for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.39 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.