The Community of D C is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.946 billion D Cians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong D Cian economy, worth 141 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 72,738 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,325 per year while the poor average 20,627, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, euthanasia is illegal, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is relatively low. D C's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

D C is ranked 104,139^th in the world and 1^st in D C for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.