The Theocracy of FrankieMania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Frankie with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.677 billion FrankieManians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FrankieMenia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient FrankieManian economy, worth 385 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,117 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Frankie wears an armoured gauntlet, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, builders across FrankieMania are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FrankieMania's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

FrankieMania is ranked 4,792^nd in the world and 131^st in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 131.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.