The Rogue Nation of Wakeopolis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wake of Lee with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.109 billion Wakeopolisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakeleeput. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakeopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,444 trillion Wakebucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,099 Wakebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime. Crime is totally unknown. Wakeopolis's national animal is the Wallaby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wakeopolis is ranked 291,621^st in the world and 5,137^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -33.38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.