Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: New Bilderberg Group
Population | 8.669 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | wolf |
The Republic of Daniel18 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.669 billion Daniel18ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Daniel18ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,146 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 603,531 per year while the poor average 23,267, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.
Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daniel18's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Daniel18 is ranked 34,396th in the world and 7th in New Bilderberg Group for Most Beautiful Environments, with 790.89 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Daniel18 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic, Most Developed, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Daniel18, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in Daniel18, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
- : Following new legislation in Daniel18, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
- : Following new legislation in Daniel18, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
- : Following new legislation in Daniel18, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Daniel18 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Daniel18, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Daniel18 has found 1 easter egg).
- : Following new legislation in Daniel18, people's charity begins and ends at home.
- : Following new legislation in Daniel18, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.