The Kingdom of Darkmen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by agustus nero with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.622 billion Darkmenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkmen City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Darkmenian economy, worth an astonishing 11,926 trillion human femaleses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 551,585 human femaleses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,445,912 per year while the poor average 15,550, a ratio of 285 to 1.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, and popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Darkmen's national animal is the rancors, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darkmen is ranked 22,001^st in the world and 425^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,785.24 on the Gilded Widget Scale.