The Die Geflügel Republik of Das Schmutzige Huhn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mason Báfrer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.954 billion Huhnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Geflügelstadt. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Das Schmutzige Huhnian economy, worth a remarkable 7,008 trillion le poulets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,731 le poulets, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Commemoration of the Great Scarif War costs almost as much as the war itself, pedants defending Prime Minister Mason Báfrer observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and vacationing Huhnians expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Das Schmutzige Huhn's national animal is the arctiques de poulet, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Küken.

Das Schmutzige Huhn is ranked 21,048^th in the world and 4^th in Scarif for Most Beautiful Environments, with 997.24 pounds of wildlife per square mile.