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The Ziggy Stardust of David Bowie

“I Think My Spaceship Knows Which Way To Go”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Brooklyn

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David Bowie

Population12.381 billion

CapitalLondon

Currencychange
Animalziggy

The Ziggy Stardust of David Bowie is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.381 billion David Bowieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 45.8%.

The frighteningly efficient David Bowiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,636 trillion changes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 132,173 changes, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers", homophobia is off the menu, and NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. David Bowie's national animal is the ziggy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

David Bowie is ranked 1,105th in the world and 1st in Brooklyn for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 18,453.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,105thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 5,245thNudest: 5,536thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,629thLargest Black Market: 10,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,369thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,794thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,872ndMost Devout: 20,077thHighest Economic Output: 21,148thMost Efficient Economies: 21,825thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,111thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,624thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,603rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,479thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,517thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,486thMost Armed: 29,865th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : David Bowie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers".
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : David Bowie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, smog in London is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.

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