The Dark Founder of Dead Flag is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dirk Dark with a fair hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.921 billion Deads are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkania. The average income tax rate is 16.6%.

The very strong Dead Flagian economy, worth 933 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,071 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, Darkism has been named as Dead Flag's national religion, Dirk Dark has just been declared ruler of Dead Flag in an international press conference, and Dead Flag has designated Darkania as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dead Flag's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darkism.

Dead Flag is ranked 95,358^th in the world and 1^st in Dark for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.97 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.