The Nomadic Peoples of Deep elitions is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.664 billion Deep elitionsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Deep elitionsian economy, worth 265 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 39,857 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 191,833 per year while the poor average 4,825, a ratio of 39.8 to 1.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Deep elitions's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Deep elitions is ranked 247,509^th in the world and 1,354^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.86 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.