The Dominion of Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.025 billion Dictatorsians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The very strong Dictatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,963 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,790 per year while the poor average 7,183, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

There are no minimum wage laws. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dictators's national animal is the eagle.

Dictators is ranked 251,191^st in the world and 31^st in Topid for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.47 law-abiding acts per hour.