The 💚 Gold Diarchy 💙 of DNF is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by DreamNotFound with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.642 billion DNFers enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orlando. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient DNFist economy, worth 340 trillion Point ℙs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 128,941 Point ℙs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 891,137 per year while the poor average 6,586, a ratio of 135 to 1.

Police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, the family of DreamNotFound bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes, and money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. DNF's national animal is the Cat Cow 🐈, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 💚 DNFism 💙.

DNF is ranked 277,889^th in the world and 5^th in DNF for Highest Poor Incomes, with 6,586.09 Standard Monetary Units.