The Holy Empire of Doge 3 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Doge III with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.653 billion Doge 3ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyestown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge 3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion arkysarmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 113,954 arkysarmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,321 per year while the poor average 24,063, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

The monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge 3's national animal is the liechtenite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Doge 3 is ranked 50,900^th in the world and 4^th in DogeLand for Most Developed, scoring 77.15 on the Human Development Index.