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The Republic of Doge is a lie

“From Many, One”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Krillin

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Doge is a lie

Population16.908 billion

CapitalDoge
LeaderDoge
FaithMemes

Currencybitcoin
Animalsheep

The Republic of Doge is a lie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doge with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.908 billion Doges are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge is a liean economy, worth a remarkable 4,112 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 243,203 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,159,404 per year while the poor average 29,980, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable, Doges are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Doge is a lie's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Memes.

Doge is a lie is ranked 286,504th in the world and 34th in Krillin for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.69 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Top
1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 338thLargest Black Market: 898thMost Avoided: 1,295thHighest Crime Rates: 1,425thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,462ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,490thFattest Citizens: 1,602ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,641stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,976thRudest Citizens: 2,552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,605thLargest Mining Sector: 2,610thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,788thMost Efficient Economies: 2,872ndTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 4,640thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,004thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,176thHighest Average Incomes: 5,952ndMost Armed: 6,869thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,910thMost Stationary: 6,945thLargest Governments: 8,336thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,110thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,245thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,474thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,677thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,679thMost Influential: 10,937thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,966thNudest: 13,135thTop
10%
Most Primitive: 17,429thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,548thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,418thLargest Populations: 22,045th
Top
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Doge is a lie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, Doges are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, write-in candidate 'Doge Sucks' is perennially popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Doge is a lie, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods.

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