The Most Serene Republic of Dolphin Keys is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 183 million Dolphin Keysians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dolphin Keysian economy, worth 16.3 trillion Chromatic Orconets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,938 Chromatic Orconets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', children are sent to either religious or secular schools, citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolphin Keys's national animal is the Orconetian Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dolphin Keys is ranked 268,752^nd in the world and 104^th in Estalcia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.