The District of Dominican Republica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.685 billion Dominican Republicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The very strong Dominican Republican economy, worth 770 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 28,877 Juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,329 per year while the poor average 1,551, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Quick pink foxs are considered a delicacy, Dominican Republica has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Dominican Republica in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dominican Republica's national animal is the quick pink fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dominican Republica is ranked 288,993^rd in the world and 6^th in Dominican Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.15 law-abiding acts per hour.