The Jingoistic States of Drumpfpocalypse is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald J Drumpf with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.571 billion Drumpfers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Drumpf City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Drumpfpocalypsean economy, worth a remarkable 6,293 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 358,195 Almighty Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,332,711 per year while the poor average 3,506, a ratio of 950 to 1.

Woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Toupees, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Drumpfpocalypsean cathedrals. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drumpfpocalypse's national animal is the Toupee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gospel of Greed.

Drumpfpocalypse is ranked 12,781^st in the world and 703^rd in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 34.18 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.