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The Jingoistic States of Drumpfpocalypse

“When I think I’m right, nothing bothers me.”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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Drumpfpocalypse

Population21.036 billion

CapitalNew Drumpf City
LeaderDonald J Drumpf
FaithGospel of Greed

CurrencyAlmighty Dollar
AnimalToupee

The Jingoistic States of Drumpfpocalypse is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Donald J Drumpf with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 21.036 billion Drumpfers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Drumpf City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Drumpfpocalypsean economy, worth a remarkable 7,862 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 373,782 Almighty Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,480,050 per year while the poor average 3,629, a ratio of 958 to 1.

Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, new urban roads are threatening city parks, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, and when you fly on Air Drumpfpocalypse you win a seat or you die. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drumpfpocalypse's national animal is the Toupee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gospel of Greed.

Drumpfpocalypse is ranked 1,327th in the world and 60th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,278.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 75thLargest Gambling Industry: 114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147thFattest Citizens: 198thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 219thMost Avoided: 229thLargest Retail Industry: 242ndMost Armed: 247thRudest Citizens: 253rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 276thHighest Crime Rates: 326thHighest Disposable Incomes: 334thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 359thMost Ignorant Citizens: 382ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 451stMost Corrupt Governments: 706thMost Efficient Economies: 757thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 768thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,327thHighest Average Incomes: 1,473rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,654thHighest Economic Output: 1,883rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,953rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,123rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,036thTop
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Most Devout: 3,860thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,973rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,167thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,994thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,477thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,898thLargest Governments: 9,769thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,770thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,524thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,440thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,341stLargest Populations: 17,578thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,601stLargest Black Market: 27,842nd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionMost Devout: 102nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 327th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 337th in the regionMost Patriotic: 383rd in the regionLargest Governments: 436th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 448th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 478th in the regionLargest Populations: 553rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 642nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 669th in the regionLargest Black Market: 911th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, when you fly on Air Drumpfpocalypse you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, businessmen behave differently if their supervisor is watching.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, Blackacrean security services are wondering why Donald J Drumpf is so fond of the numbers 6, 7 and 9.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, voters regularly try to eat their ballot papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, the government is full of esquivalience.
  • : Drumpfpocalypse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.

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