The Dominion of E-Jar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 18.913 billion E-Jarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The E-Jarian economy, worth 905 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,890 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E-Jar's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

E-Jar is ranked 59,026^th in the world and 1^st in Einherjar for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.99 law-abiding acts per hour.