The Kingdom of Niximia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Alex III with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.202 billion Niximians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zelek. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Niximian economy, worth 99.4 trillion Nixes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,686 Nixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sun rises an hour later on border communities, on-duty Air Niximia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and a soldier's body is a temple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niximia's national animal is the Niximian dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Niximia is ranked 51,135^th in the world and 211^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 27.04 flags saluted per person per day.