The Democratic Republic of East Ayrirgica is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.916 billion East Ayrirgicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong East Ayrirgican economy, worth 598 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,351 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Ayrirgica's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

East Ayrirgica is ranked 52,099^th in the world and 8^th in Keep of Darkness XL for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.59 law-abiding acts per hour.