The Colony of Edmundian Pluto is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Atwell with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.496 billion Edmundian Plutonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Edward. The average income tax rate is 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Edmundian Plutonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,269 trillion Great Edmundian Royals a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,380 Great Edmundian Royals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

No-one ever lasts longer than a week on a life support machine, Governor Atwell steals from the rich and gives to the needy, patriots insist that size does matter, and there's nothing special about Governor Atwell. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edmundian Pluto's national animal is the Asian Small-Clawed Otter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Church of Edmundia.

Edmundian Pluto is ranked 4,646^th in the world and 2^nd in The Interdimensional Community for Safest, scoring 132.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.