The Republic of Education Bureau is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.274 billion Education Bureauans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Education Bureauan economy, worth 98.8 trillion Hfuehds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,451 Hfuehds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,668 per year while the poor average 3,069, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, Harry Potter books are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Education Bureau's national animal is the Hfsjfns, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Education Bureau is ranked 218,937^th in the world and 5,061^st in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 4.56 flags saluted per person per day.