The Armed Republic of Eisengratzia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Herd of Corgis with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.072 billion Eisengratzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dakka. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eisengratzian economy, worth a remarkable 8,204 trillion Nuggets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 340,813 Nuggets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, only the richest get to see out of their windows, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eisengratzia's national animal is the Kebab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Babaganoosh.

Eisengratzia is ranked 477^th in the world and 1^st in United Ex Arstotzkan States for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 340,813.14 Standard Monetary Units.