Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: Geopolity
Population | 9.053 billion |
Capital | New Athena |
Leader | Higness Konstantinos Katakouzinos |
Faith | ☦ Greek Christian Orthodox ☦ |
Currency | Gull |
Animal | Eagle |
The Constitutional Monarchy of El-Ionia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Higness Konstantinos Katakouzinos with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.053 billion El-Ionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Athena. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.7%.
The frighteningly efficient El-Ionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion Gulls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,813 Gulls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 436,649 per year while the poor average 39,979, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.
The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... El-Ionian satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El-Ionia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is ☦ Greek Christian Orthodox ☦.
El-Ionia is ranked 43,283rd in the world and 37th in Geopolity for Safest, scoring 104.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : El-Ionia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : El-Ionia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... El-Ionian satellites can detect it.
- : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers.
- : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
- : El-Ionia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Influential, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Developed and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
- : El-Ionia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : El-Ionia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : El-Ionia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » Labyrnna, Infiny, Eulumia, Upper Tuchoim, Iran-e, Banglades h, Land of Sapmi, Central-Asia, Indhiya, Turco-Bulgaria, South Slavia-, The Baltic Confederation, Union of Zuid Afrika, and Republica-Argentina.