The United Kingdom of Legosia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Nick Paulson with a fair hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.965 billion Legosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prestin. The average income tax rate is 59.1%.

The all-consuming Legosian economy, worth 174 trillion Legosian Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,576 Legosian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legosia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Legosia is ranked 40,005^th in the world and 905^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 177.6 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.