The Allied States of Blobbo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Mama with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.671 billion Blobboans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twinleaf. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobboan economy, worth a remarkable 2,939 trillion Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,430 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown. Blobbo's national animal is the Creature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobbo is ranked 10,639^th in the world and 238^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 395.79 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.