The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.121 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 4,887 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,612 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 7,234^th in the world and 335^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 15,509.69 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.