The Republic of The Confederate States of America is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President George Wallace II with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.678 billion Confederates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 1,160 trillion Confederate dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,369 Confederate dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 917,605 per year while the poor average 28,130, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

A good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, bars are packed at all hours, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Confederate States of America's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Confederate States of America is ranked 48,176^th in the world and 1,505^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,490.11 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.