The Constitutional Lah Dynasty of Singaporen Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Triangaporen Empire with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.866 billion Singaporeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Singaporean economy, worth 228 trillion Singaporean dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,208 Singaporean dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, calling dibs is an unalienable right, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singaporen Empire's national animal is the Merlion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lahism.

Singaporen Empire is ranked 54,531^st in the world and 1,654^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,016.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.