The Queen's State of Elizabeth Mary Joseph is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.185 billion Elizabeth Mary Josephians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The powerhouse Elizabeth Mary Josephian economy, worth 844 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,856 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,598 per year while the poor average 8,954, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Elizabeth Mary Joseph's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Elizabeth Mary Joseph is ranked 250,342^nd in the world and 4^th in Bailiwick of Guernsey for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.82 law-abiding acts per hour.