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The Ancient Temple of Elue Syeville

“A Voice Is Loudest When Used To Help Others” High Priest Kamielle

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Fukui

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Elue Syeville

Population9.527 billion

CapitalSyeville
LeaderHigh Priest Kamielle
FaithHistory

Currencykrona
Animallion

The Ancient Temple of Elue Syeville is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Priest Kamielle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.527 billion Elue Syevilleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syeville. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elue Syevillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,808 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,783 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is crossing the Rubicon in its levels of corruption, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elue Syeville's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is History.

Elue Syeville is ranked 116,032nd in the world and 1st in Fukui for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,756.97 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,004thLargest Retail Industry: 2,074thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,205thLargest Black Market: 2,474thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,710thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 3,475thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,557thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,638thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,775thFattest Citizens: 5,077thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,263rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,319thNudest: 6,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,306thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,905thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,474thHighest Average Incomes: 12,049thMost Efficient Economies: 13,436thHighest Economic Output: 14,469thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,537thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 15,530thMost Secular: 16,478thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,552ndLargest Mining Sector: 28,720th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elue Syeville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Elue Syeville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Elue Syeville, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Elue Syeville, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Elue Syeville, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
  • : Following new legislation in Elue Syeville, the government is crossing the Rubicon in its levels of corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Elue Syeville, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang.
  • : Elue Syeville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Elue Syeville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Elue Syeville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.

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