The United Kingdom of Emergency puppet 13 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.304 billion Emergency puppet 13ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 37.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 13ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,187 trillion Deneroes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,248 Deneroes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 13's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emergency puppet 13 is ranked 17,660^th in the world and 36^th in Emergency Puppet for Most Corrupt Governments, with 109.66 kickbacks per hour.