The Commonwealth of Emergency Puppet 27 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.212 billion Emergency Puppet 27ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency Puppet 27ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,582 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,949 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Emergency Puppet 27ian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 27's national animal is the Black Widow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emergency Puppet 27 is ranked 20,556^th in the world and 60^th in Emergency Puppet for Most Corrupt Governments, with 98.43 kickbacks per hour.