The Free Land of Emergency puppet 94 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.879 billion Emergency puppet 94ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 94ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,330 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Retired racing Spiders are served truffles for breakfast, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, and Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 94's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emergency puppet 94 is ranked 202,689^th in the world and 202^nd in Emergency Puppet for Highest Food Quality, scoring 11.74 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.