| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Estalcia
The Armed Republic of Enclave Heartland Command is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 427 million True Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinker City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.6%.
The very strong Truly American economy, worth 32.5 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,020 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and former jazz musicians play freeform silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enclave Heartland Command's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Enclave Heartland Command is ranked 216,616th in the world and 84th in Estalcia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 251.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Enclave Heartland Command, former jazz musicians play freeform silence.
- : Following new legislation in
Enclave Heartland Command, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
- : Following new legislation in
Enclave Heartland Command, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
- : Following new legislation in
Enclave Heartland Command, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
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Enclave Heartland Command was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Enclave Heartland Command, hotels often double as quarantine zones.
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Enclave Heartland Command, first-time jaywalkers are also last-time jaywalkers.
- : Following new legislation in
Enclave Heartland Command, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
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Enclave Heartland Command, judges are big know-it-alls.
- : Following new legislation in
Enclave Heartland Command, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs.




















