The Queen's State of Esaias is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 25.07 billion Esaiasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Esaiasian economy, worth 579 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 23,118 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 70,623 per year while the poor average 5,865, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Esaias's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Esaias is ranked 264,588^th in the world and 8^th in Amman for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.71 kickbacks per hour.