| Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: International Puppet Storage
The Republic of Evil renthos is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.832 billion Evil renthosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Evil renthosian economy, worth 658 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,964 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the terminally ill are applying for visas from their bed, and elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil renthos's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Evil renthos is ranked 28,762nd in the world and 14th in International Puppet Storage for Most Cultured, scoring 80 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Evil renthos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Highest Food Quality.
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Evil renthos, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists.
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Evil renthos, the terminally ill are applying for visas from their bed.
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Evil renthos, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
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Evil renthos, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
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Evil renthos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and Highest Food Quality.
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Evil renthos, criticism of Leader is considered unpatriotic.
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Evil renthos, politicians have tenure.
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Evil renthos, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
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Evil renthos, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists.



































































