The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 44.406 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 25,070 trillion shrubs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 564,566 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Leader day after day, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 66^th in the world and 3^rd in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 201.48 flags saluted per person per day.