The Republic of Fake communism68 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.597 billion Fake communism68ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism68ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,426 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 216,194 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It's never "just a game" with Fake communism68ian sports fans, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism68's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fake communism68 is ranked 3,855^th in the world and 222^nd in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 259.92 kickbacks per hour.