The Republic of Fake communism82 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.54 billion Fake communism82ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 61.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism82ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,363 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,427 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism82's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Fake communism82 is ranked 165,273^rd in the world and 6,062^nd in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 391.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.